Yeah! I AM getting studious! I would not die afterall, if I listened to my teachers. Goodbye naughty, hard-headed me! Hello to a brand-new, I-love-school version of Bam!
We had a grasp of Economics, Politics, Feminism and Philosophy in one day!
Ma'am Banal's IPE can be the perfect synonym of boring. She talked about laissez-faire and Invisible Hand. I don't know but the thought of Lord Voldemort conjuring a magical hand for Wormtail flashed on my mind. Oooh! I can't wait for the next Harry Potter film! ^^
Sir Tiu, the Lord of Nosebleeding, bombarded us with Economic issues on overproduction and poverty. He teaches LITERATURE. He threw some startling questions about psychology, philosophy, and ideologies at us. Not to mention his immortal "BRAYT NA KA?" line.
Sir Tiu: *talks about Homi Bhabha*
Class: *listens and jots notes*
Sir Tiu: *calls a student*
Student: *fails to answer*
Sir Tiu: *answers the question* Gets nyo na?
Class: *nods head in approval*
Sir Tiu: Brayt na mo? *calls another student*
Student: *answers correctly*
Sir Tiu: Brayt na siya.
*repeat until fade*
Sir Meong lived to our expectations. NO DULL MOMENT. He pointed out the issue of Feminism in History. On why it is HIStory and not HERstory. That we can name lots of Filipino Heroes (Rizal, Jacinto, Aguinaldo, Bonifacio, Luna, Del Pilar, Sakay, Dagohoy, the list goes on...) but we fail to name Heroines (Josefa Llanes Escoda, Teresa Magbanua, Gabriela Silang, Melchora Aquino, Gregoria De Jesus, Escoda, Silang, Aquino.. hmm.. Then there's Magbanua, and Escoda, and Aquino, and Silang, and De Jesus.. and wait! Have I mentioned Aquino?) He also clarified the stereotyping of the meek Filipina.
Sir Meong: During the Spanish Period, women are obliged to wear the baro't saya. And that is one hell of a costume! It consists of seven layers! Bloomers, a pseudo-skirt, a mini-petticoat, a layer of skirt, another thick layer of skirt, the skirt itself, and the tapis. That is why the Filipinas those days walk like a turtle. How can you walk freely with those super-heavy things?! And do you know why they have those fans with them wherever they go? Because it is HOT! Try wearing that under the heat of the sun and let's see if you would not look like a dripping faucet!
Class: *scratches head* Oo nga noh!
Sir Meong: Comparing them to the primitive women who have mini skirts made of leather and invisible tops! Aha! They can run after the wild boars because they can move fast without the excess attire. Can you imagine a girl in the baro't saya chasing a wild boar? That would be tireless. The girl's gonna die of exhaustion!
Well. He have a point. Tsk. Brayt na jud mi.
After class, we talked about having a t-shirt with those lines imprinted at the front. Then we amused ourselves by captioning some pictures on the Law School Bulletin Board. There was a picture of a professor teaching a group of students. He was wearing this droopy face but the class seemed so lively.
WE all knew what the caption would be like. Hehe.
Can you guess?
We had a grasp of Economics, Politics, Feminism and Philosophy in one day!
Ma'am Banal's IPE can be the perfect synonym of boring. She talked about laissez-faire and Invisible Hand. I don't know but the thought of Lord Voldemort conjuring a magical hand for Wormtail flashed on my mind. Oooh! I can't wait for the next Harry Potter film! ^^
Sir Tiu, the Lord of Nosebleeding, bombarded us with Economic issues on overproduction and poverty. He teaches LITERATURE. He threw some startling questions about psychology, philosophy, and ideologies at us. Not to mention his immortal "BRAYT NA KA?" line.
Sir Tiu: *talks about Homi Bhabha*
Class: *listens and jots notes*
Sir Tiu: *calls a student*
Student: *fails to answer*
Sir Tiu: *answers the question* Gets nyo na?
Class: *nods head in approval*
Sir Tiu: Brayt na mo? *calls another student*
Student: *answers correctly*
Sir Tiu: Brayt na siya.
*repeat until fade*
Sir Meong lived to our expectations. NO DULL MOMENT. He pointed out the issue of Feminism in History. On why it is HIStory and not HERstory. That we can name lots of Filipino Heroes (Rizal, Jacinto, Aguinaldo, Bonifacio, Luna, Del Pilar, Sakay, Dagohoy, the list goes on...) but we fail to name Heroines (Josefa Llanes Escoda, Teresa Magbanua, Gabriela Silang, Melchora Aquino, Gregoria De Jesus, Escoda, Silang, Aquino.. hmm.. Then there's Magbanua, and Escoda, and Aquino, and Silang, and De Jesus.. and wait! Have I mentioned Aquino?) He also clarified the stereotyping of the meek Filipina.
Sir Meong: During the Spanish Period, women are obliged to wear the baro't saya. And that is one hell of a costume! It consists of seven layers! Bloomers, a pseudo-skirt, a mini-petticoat, a layer of skirt, another thick layer of skirt, the skirt itself, and the tapis. That is why the Filipinas those days walk like a turtle. How can you walk freely with those super-heavy things?! And do you know why they have those fans with them wherever they go? Because it is HOT! Try wearing that under the heat of the sun and let's see if you would not look like a dripping faucet!
Class: *scratches head* Oo nga noh!
Sir Meong: Comparing them to the primitive women who have mini skirts made of leather and invisible tops! Aha! They can run after the wild boars because they can move fast without the excess attire. Can you imagine a girl in the baro't saya chasing a wild boar? That would be tireless. The girl's gonna die of exhaustion!
Well. He have a point. Tsk. Brayt na jud mi.
After class, we talked about having a t-shirt with those lines imprinted at the front. Then we amused ourselves by captioning some pictures on the Law School Bulletin Board. There was a picture of a professor teaching a group of students. He was wearing this droopy face but the class seemed so lively.
WE all knew what the caption would be like. Hehe.
Can you guess?
4 replies:
brayt na ka? -_-
Hahahaha! Uu. Brayt na jud ko. Ahahahaha! ^^
brayt pud ko.. wahahaha pero mas brayt ang sun.. nyahahha.. toink..
alam ko na ang caption...
"Bukas ang zipper ni sir at polka dots ang brief nya." :p
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